From the recording Umbrella Man
After I heard that a certain Mr. Simon wrote a show based on the same crime I'd based my 1979 tune "Umbrella Man" on, I updated my tune with a dance groove, and it rose all the way to #12 in the dance clubs!
"I made the news...do you remember? I killed some innocent bystanders...with my umbrella. No boys or girls had ever asked me...to go to a dance. No one invited me to join their rock and roll band..."